February 2012
4 am, sleep tight/good morning
Life's too short. Death doesn't ask.
oberstingwithconor:
It don’t owe you that.
Some things you lose, you don’t get back.
SO JUST KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE.
lose five followers from posting nudes, gain 20.
Anonymous asked: how often do you finger ur pussy
Anonymous asked: describe your best sexual experience. in extreme detail.
Anonymous asked: biggest cock you've ever seen?
COME TO ME HORNY ANONS.
Anonymous asked: Two things. One, any chance of a closeup pussy shot? ;) and Two: do you trim or maintain your body hair in any way?
Anonymous asked: Nice tits. Just out of curiousity, is there a reason you don't shave your armpits or trim your pubes?
so-breathe-slow asked: I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR DREADLOCKS
thestreetlights:
FALLING MORE IN LOVE WITH ALYSSA EVERY DAY
I’d reply to your ask privately but I’m on my phone!!!!
JEEEEEESUS ADASSGAFAFSDGA
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
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everything was naked and nothing hurt.
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great-job:
everything is beautiful
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nudes?
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Anonymous asked: I say go for it, I mean If they don't like it they can fuck of. It more so an expression of your personal courage, not about how they feel.
yo followers how would you feel about that?
Anonymous asked: Why not go fully naked and treat your followers?
huerca zafada: unsexy responsibility →
ineffableshe:
desliz:
Between the BDSM tumblrites whining about how the bottom is obligated to speak up in order to prevent rape, and the people arguing that porn is all good fun and can be reblogged endlessly without further thought, it’s probably a damn good idea to get really hardcore about taking some goddamn ownership of your ability to sexually exploit people.
I remember a...
post partially naked photo, lose two followers
guys what should i eat, i'm a sick and hungry grrl
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boobs are really funny when lying down. TW: photo of my own
yourhealthista:
Three Hidden Ways Wheat Makes You Fat
I hate the title of this article but the content is pretty good. It also explains why we’re seeing more and more cases of celiac disease and gluten intolerance — and why going gluten-free is more than just a diet fad. Here’s a taste:
[We now eat dwarf wheat, a genetic hybrid and manipulation of the wheat our ancestors...
“We need to embrace diversity—
diversity of bodies, diversity of views,...”
– Elige (via inspirestrikesback)
ineffableshe:
Gritty Mermaid Reboot: bb-goose: ineffableshe: To reiterate, I’m honestly shocked that people…
galesofnovember
yeah, never be shocked at tumblr: land of demisexual structurekin and cat ostrich fairies.
And “let sex workers speak for themselves” is always a problem unless you are, in good faith, seeking out the words of street prostitutes and sex trafficking...
NOBODY should make me feel like this. EVER.
my throat is fucking killing me, but it feels more like my nodes or something in that region more than my throat throat. I called my mom and asked if I could go to the doctor and she was like “IT’S JUST A SORE THROAT SHUT THE FUCK UP” and i want to go to the doctor i’m almost nineteen years old i am NOT A CHILD, can’t I make my own decisions?
someone come here and cheer me up i feel so sick....
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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