February 2012
of-praxis:
irenigg:
imagine the bible written in lil b speak
LISTEN MY SON TO YOUR FATHER INSRUCTION AND DO NOT FORSAKE YOUR MOTHERS TEACHING MKAY? - LIL B
BLESSED THE ONE WHO DO NOT WALK STEP WITH THE WICKED PEOPLE! YES!- LIL B
JOSEF: DID U GET FUCKED BY DA BASED GOD
MARY: YES THANK YOU LIL B
A joke for the punx:
mikefuckingscandle:
nocoolguys:
Henry Rollins, Greg Ginn, Dez Cadena and Chuck Dukowski walk into four bars.
OMG
The Element of Air: Aquarius, Libra and Gemini
gemin-i:
Astrology uses picture language to describe certain truths about life and people. When you look at the traditional symbols which are associated with each sign, and with each element, certain things are communicated which fifty pages of conceptual dissertation fail to do in such a succinct fashion. Take the three images for the three airy signs. Gemini: the twins. Libra: the...
I REALLY NEED ALL MY LADY FRIENDS TO HELP ME!
So, I want to go to Planned Parenthood this week to be tested, my mom can’t know because everything. Are they confidential? Do I need my insurance and will it be on the statement? How much does STD testing cost?
Symptoms of Inner Peace:
A tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than on fears based on past experiences.
An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
A loss of interest in judging other people.
A loss of interest in interpreting the actions of other.
A loss of interest in conflict.
A loss of the ability to worry.
Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
Contented feelings of connectedness with...
ultimate goal ever: to look creepy as fuck on...
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Stop Calls for Jordan
becausewemustdotorg:
Please stop the calls for Jordan. He is at risk of being put into a special management unit if he receives another phone call. Thanks for your support.
machistado:
I’m just going to make drag queen gifs instead of responding to rude messages because that’s really what life is all about. Drag queens and fierceness.
i hate being sick on the day it's 60 degrees in...
youre-riding-for-a-fall:
i love that smile girls get when you fuck them just right.
you know, where they’re starting to get really into it and they’re screaming and clawing at you, and you hit that perfect spot that makes them smile with what seems almost like disbelief.
i fucking love that.
ugh god I love/miss sex so much
Funny story...
naturallyknotted:
I worked at Jimmy John’s (a speedy sub shop) right out of college, and my co-workers didn’t really get dreads.
So I was reaching on a lower shelf for a product, when a co-worker dropped a giant glob of mayo right on the top of my hair! He thought it was hilarious, and let out a giant guffaw, I, however, was not so amused.
What are some of your horrifying or irritating dreads...
And then, all of the gray anons retired to their...
youre-riding-for-a-fall asked: you know what i seriously fucking CANNOT stand? when tumblr goes down. all i wanna do is scroll, reblog, text post, and that's it. i hate everything. i hate myself. i hate my hair and my brain and i hate my house and i hate going to work and all that stupid shit that doesn't matter, all thanks to the stupid fucking staff. if i'm not blogging, i'm not breathing. that's my...
thanks y'all for the sweet responses!
Anonymous asked: no you seriously look like a man and what the hell's the matter with your hair?